Check it, bitches.

xoxo

JOY FUCKIN' YAMADA

Does anyone know if an erotic bakery can do "regular" cakes too? I need to get cakes for two parties in the same day late next week and one's for my kid sister, my schedule's so packed I don't want to stop at more places than I have to, but I'd feel kind of stupid calling the place and asking if they do general audience cakes too if there's some unwritten rule that erotic bakeries just won't do that.

So, I got bored and bleached my pubes blonde. I wonder what Kellie will think of it. HAHAHAHAHAHA

hahaha guys I'm joining Second Life! Joy was totally taken as a first name so I went with Kisaki (that's what Dad wanted to name me but Mom thought I should have an "American" name, so they compromised and blahblah) Sideshow. Add me bitches!!! I don't know when I'll get the chance to go on, I've been so busy with school, recording, and taking care of Kellie, but yeah.

Everyone, keep looking forward to "Rim Jobs and Lip Gloss" - this track is totally going to blow your minds.

Okay, guys: I'm on the verge of an emotional breakdown. I feel a little
ashamed to be posting this, but I need to get it off my chest. The truth is, I
love all of these guys...Clint, J*, Kaiden, Matt, even John Hock. They're
so entertaining and sexy. I love looking at them, their style is so cool and
original. I've been in denial for so long about it, but it feels good to
finally come clean. I'm sorry if some of you didn't like my posts; I can't
make everyone happy. At least now I can make MYSELF happy (it helps that I
just bought a glow in the dark vibrator, too). I can't be the only one that
feels this way, right?! Come on. Grow some balls, show them to me, and let
me know.

-Joy "Proper Manners" Yamada

P.S. Keep staying tuned for my single "Rim Jobs and Lip Gloss" - I promise
you all, it's going to be HOT.

My family is about to have a big reunion soon, and we're inviting my sister's new boyfriend who hasn't met many of us yet. We want him to feel as welcome as possible...right now we're working out details like who's preparing what food to bring, but we're a little clueless as to what white people would usually eat at these kinds of get togethers. My mother (she has a lot of white coworkers) suggested cheese, but Jakey's a vegan so that won't work out too well (or is vegan cheese any good?) Any suggestions would be GREATLY appreciated - we're all at a loss here, and we'd feel a little embarassed to ask him outright. Thanks!!

Current Mood: frustrated

Ken's visiting home from London. I didn't want him around when we were kids and he broke all my toys (he still owes me for what he did to Polly Pocket), and I don't like him much better now. The night he came in, he insisted on dragging us all out to the bowling alley, then wound up chatting it up with some drunk dude and making us fill in for his turns. He wouldn't even play House of the Dead with me, the one thing we ever really had in common that we enjoyed.

Right now, he's snoring really loudly on the couch...I want to go grab some Cheetos, but if he wakes up there will be hell to pay.

So much for brotherly love.

Current Mood: aggravated

soup flows from your anus
or perhaps it is curry
whatever the case
i suggest you hurry
to save the day
or at least your pants
and then you can do
a victory dance

Current Mood: productive

Who's excited for my upcoming single, Rim Jobs and Lip Gloss???

The taste of his chocolate starfish...

Current Mood: horny